so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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