If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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