What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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