If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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