My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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