honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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