Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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