they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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