butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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