Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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