The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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