my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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