He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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