I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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