whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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