i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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