We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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