i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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