That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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