EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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