So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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