Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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