I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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