Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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