The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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