The best revenge is premature balding
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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