ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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