the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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