what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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