i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize