Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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