so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I don't deserve a penis
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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