I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Less talking, more tequila
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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