I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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