I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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