Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
my liver is dry heaving
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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