Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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