you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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