i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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