he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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