ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
just tell him i said nine months
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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