Welp...herpes.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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