Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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