last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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