i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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