Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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