So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish i was in the wii world.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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