Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well I just put wine in my tea
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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