Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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