a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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